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Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by actruck, Jan 26, 2010.

  1. actruck

    actruck

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    I saw this on another gun board and it reminded me so much of GT I just had to steal it and move it over here:


    "How many Group members does it take To change a lightbulb?

    One to change the light bulb and to post That the light bulb has been changed.

    Fourteen to share similar experiences Of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb Could have been changed differently.

    Seven to caution about the dangersOf changing light bulbs.

    Seven more to point out spelling/grammar errors In posts about changing light bulbs.

    Three to correct spelling/grammar errors.

    Six to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb".

    Another six to condemn those six as stupid.

    Fifteen to claim experience in The lighting industry and give The correct spelling.

    Nineteen to post that this group is not About light bulbs and to please take
    This discussion to a lightbulb (or light bulb) forum.

    Eleven to defend the posting to the group Saying that we all use light bulbs
    And therefore the posts are relevant To this group.

    Thirty six to debate which method Of changing light bulbs is superior, Where to buy the best light bulbs, What brand of light bulbs work best For this technique and what brands Are faulty.

    Seven to post URLs where one can see Examples of different light bulbs.

    Four to post that the URLs were posted Incorrectly and then post the corrected URL.

    Three to post about links they found From the URLs that are relevant To this group which makes light bulbs Relevant to this group.

    Thirteen to link all posts to date, Quote them in their entirety Including all headers and signatures, And add "Me too".

    Five to post to the group that they will No longer post because they cannot handle The light bulb controversy.

    Four to say "didn't we go through this Already a short time ago?"

    Thirteen to say "do a Google search On light bulbs before posting Questions about light bulbs."

    Three to tell a funny story about Their cat and a light bulb.

    AND

    One group lurker to respond to The original post 6 months from now With something unrelated and start it All over again."
     
  2. Mushinto

    Mushinto Master Member

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    :rofl: Me too.
     

  3. Kith

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    Funny story - I was reading this thread and my cat jumped up on the desk, landing on my phone. She hit the speed-dial button and it called a friend of mine who studies group therapy. (thankfully the phone was already on speaker or i'd have never known)

    We got to talking about the social correctness of this thread, and it seems that the accuracy of the above posting is beyond reproach.

    Imagine that, a professional psychological opinion of the topic that never would have occured without my cat. Isn't that humorous!
     
  4. mhambi

    mhambi κολασμένος

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    and ten to cry repost

    And 25 to scream JAMBOG.



    :rofl:
     
  5. digitalmike47

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    :needspics:
     
  6. american lockpicker

    american lockpicker License to Il

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  7. major

    major Rejected member

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    IBTL.........the OP is obviously racist, using his thinly veiled post to talk about the supposed benefits of something LIGHT being better than something that is DARK.

    I'm reporting you.
     
  8. Gallium

    Gallium CLM

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    Is the used bulb going in a landfill, or will it be recycled?

    Was it made in China?

    Didya buy it at a Walmart?

    Did it come :tbo: in a cardboard box?

    Was it a 9mw bulb or a .45A bulb?


    So many questions....

    'Drew
     
  9. robin303

    robin303 Helicopter Nut

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    That was great. :supergrin: It is so true.
     
  10. digitalmike47

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    Also is Obama bashing because it talks about change alot and makes light of it.
     
  11. Turtle13

    Turtle13 Ni!

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    That is such a thorough summary it's ridiculous. :rofl:

    It's so thorough I'm not sure it an be called a summary.
     
  12. pulaskipusher

    pulaskipusher Topodaworldma!

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    Fixed it for you. :rofl: I always though I would be the lurker to find this thread in 6 months not the grammar nazi.
     
  13. Toyman

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    And one to quote the original posters entire comment, because it's not like any of us would know what he was REPLYING to. :rofl:
     
  14. CCGLoCKer

    CCGLoCKer G31 Owner

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    Don't forget the 100 people that will put "+1" and quote someone on their response.
     
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    +1....#99


    :tongueout::animlol:
     
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    :goodpost::agree:+1.


    :rofl:
     
  17. Zell

    Zell IrregularMember

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    That is funny.

    By the way, it's spelled "light bulb" because GT's spell checker doesn't recognize "lightbulb" and flags it as incorrect spelling -- therefore, it is light bulb.




    :rofl:
     
  18. Atomic Punk

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    so i had a light bulb explode this one time....
     
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    I'm boycotting GE. Who should I buy my lightbulbs(light bulbs?) from?