A 60 year old man was on his way to his favorite fishing spot and while walking through the woods saw a frog. The frog said to him in an understandable female voice, "I am a young blond princess that has been changed into a frog by an evil witch. If you will kiss me the spell will be broken and I will live with you for the rest of your life, make love to you two or three times a day, and give you half of my kingdom when my father dies." The man picked the frog up and put it in his pocket and went fishing. When he got home he put the frog in a cardboard box in the bathroom, left water and food in the box and left. Two days later he came back and the frog said, "How come you haven't kissed me and broken the spell. I would make you a very very happy man with sex and money." The man said to the frog, "Hell, I'm 60 years old! I'd rather have a talking frog!!!"