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Frog

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jun 23, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A 60 year old man was on his way to his favorite fishing spot and
    while walking through the woods saw a frog. The frog said to him in
    an understandable female voice, "I am a young blond princess
    that has
    been changed into a frog by an evil witch. If you will kiss me the
    spell will be broken and I will live with you for the rest of your
    life, make love to you two or three times a day, and give you half of
    my kingdom when my father dies." The man picked the frog up and
    put
    it in his pocket and went fishing. When he got home he put the frog
    in a cardboard box in the bathroom, left water and food in the box
    and left. Two days later he came back and the frog said, "How
    come
    you haven't kissed me and broken the spell. I would make you a very
    very happy man with sex and money." The man said to the frog,
    "Hell,
    I'm 60 years old! I'd rather have a talking frog!!!"
     
  2. Jack Straight

    Jack Straight

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