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Since Amy Coney Barrett was confirmed to the Supreme Court, she and the other judges have wasted no time in remaking America in their image. This is what we were warned about. In only two days, 23 landmark cases have been decided by the new conservative Supreme Court. God help us all.


  • United States v. Trump, 6-3 ruling -- Determined that Trump has already won reelection
  • Walsh v. Dweedlestein, 5-4 ruling -- We are to be a theocracy under God
  • United States v. Trump, 5-4 ruling -- Trump is now the Galactic Emperor Of Man
  • Acosta v. Elisha, 9-0 ruling -- All journalists shall be thrown into a pit with a she-bear
  • Gorka v. Kagan, 5-4 ruling -- All justices must now wear MAGA hats
  • Subway v. Hebrew National, 6-3 ruling -- A hotdog is now legally classified as a sandwich
  • Amazon v. Smith, 6-3 ruling -- Die Hard is now legally classified as a Christmas movie
  • Gates v. Cook, 7-2 ruling -- .GIF must now be pronounced with a hard "G"
  • American Airlines v. Moore, 6-3 ruling -- The person in the middle seat of an airplane gets both armrests
  • Casey v. Brown, 6-3 ruling -- Washing your feet in the shower is unconstitutional
  • United States v. West, 5-4 ruling -- The dress is blue and black
  • United States v. Barrett, 6-3 ruling -- All women must have at least 7 children
  • Papa Johns v. Tony's, 5-4 ruling -- All pizzas must now have pineapple on top
  • United States v. Silverman, 9-0 ruling -- Annoying celebrity videos telling you to vote are now illegal
  • Bartolli v. Xanderatrix, 5-4 ruling -- Single women are now limited to only 3 cats
  • Taco Bell v. Chad, 9-0 ruling -- All Taco Bells must put the Crunchwrap back on the dollar menu
  • United States v. Trump, 5-4 ruling -- Everyone must have a Christopher Columbus Statue in their yard
  • LaPierre v. Morgan, 6-3 ruling -- Gun ownership is now mandatory
  • United States v. Crystal Marina, 9-0 ruling -- Grants McConnell Protected Status as an endangered turtle
  • United States v. Trump, 6-3 ruling -- All faces on Mt. Rushmore must now be replaced by Trump
  • Babylon Bee v. Facebook, 9-0 ruling -- Babylon Bee no longer allowed to tell jokes about AOC
  • Burger King v. Carson, 5-4 ruling -- "Impossible Meat" now illegal
  • Thomas v. Breyer, 8-1 ruling -- In favor of stealing Justice Breyer's milk money and shutting him in a locker
Amazing. Let's see what they come up with next week!


https://babylonbee.com/news/here-are-the-17-scotus-decisions-handed-down-since-acb-was-sworn-in
 

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I would be surprised if she voted on cases she didn't hear in person.
 
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if I was her I would not like my moniker ACB to be used as it is too close to AOC
 

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I would be surprised if she voted on cases she didn't hear in person.
It's a satire story. Do you really think the Supreme Court ruled that, "Trump is now the Galactic Emperor Of Man"?

Not very good satire, but still a joke.
 

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Those are all fine decisions.
I'm a little upset with the mandatory pineapple on Papa John's, but it doesn't seem to apply to all pizza? I'll have to read the decision.

Thank God they finally put the Die Hard Christmas thing to rest.
Finally! It's amazing that thing took so long and a SCOTUS decision to be settled.

I'm also happy they finally classified Mitch McConnell as an endangered turtle, I was getting worried for a while there but now he's properly protected.
 

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I would have thought the decision to throw journalists into a pit with a she bear would have been 5-4. :dancingbanana:
 
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They haven’t decided that using ACB is wrong?? Come on it goes A...B....C. I imagine RBG is rolling over..


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It's for the guys who need a sticker on their lawn mower to tell them to keep their hands and feet out from under it when running.

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I actually know someone who read the “hands and feet” lawnmower label, but chose to ignore it.

He lost about 1/2 of his right index finger (right handed). You’d think a mechanical engineer would know better, but he is a democrat, so .....
 

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I actually know someone who read the “hands and feet” lawnmower label, but chose to ignore it.

He lost about 1/2 of his right index finger (right handed). You’d think a mechanical engineer would know better, but he is a democrat, so .....
I know three different people missing fingers or parts of fingers due to reaching in a running snowblower to clear ice.

And all three should have known better.
 
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