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Friendship....

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by MarksGlock22, May 15, 2003.

  1. MarksGlock22

    MarksGlock22 The Punisher

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    Are you tired of all those mushy "friendship" poems that always sound
    good but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a
    "friendship" poem that really speaks true friendship and truth itself!


    Friend,
    When you are sad, ....I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge
    against the bastard who made you sad.
    When you are blue, ....I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
    When you smile, ...I'll know you finally got some.
    When you are scared, .I will tease you about it every chance I get.
    When you are worried, ...I will tell you horrible stories about how much
    worse it could be and tell you to quit whining.
    When you are confused, ...I will use little words to explain it to you -
    dumb ***.
    When you are sick, .stay away from me until you're well again. I don't
    want what you've got.
    When you fall, ..I will try to keep from laughing.


    This is my oath, I pledge 'til the end. Why you ask?
    Because you're my friend.



    Send this to 10 of your closest friends then get depressed because you
    realize you only have 2, and one of them is not speaking to you right
    now.

    And always remember: A friend will help you move. A really good friend
    will help you move a body!
     
  2. Eddie C.

    Eddie C. Administrator Moderator CLM

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    Hey Mark? Where do you want that body now?;P ;) :) ;f ;a
     

  3. David_G17

    David_G17 /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/

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    who's body? on a completely different topic...

    ...when was the last time tommy21 posted????
     
  4. MarksGlock22

    MarksGlock22 The Punisher

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    Shhhhhh, be quite Eddie. It's suppose to be a secret. ;f ;a ;f ;a



    I don't know. Maybe you should ask, JLB.
    ;f
     
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    okie GT Mayor

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    Thats to funny MG22;i ;i ;i ;i ;i ;i
     
  6. darkscribe

    darkscribe

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    In regards to Tommy21,

    Never saw him. Don't know him. I have witnesses.
     
  7. Eddie C.

    Eddie C. Administrator Moderator CLM

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    SHHHHHHH! I'm huntin' wabbits!
     
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    vafish

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    I keep a nice fiberglass handled shovel in the garage and a couple of big tarps just in case I have to help a friend move (the body).
     
  9. MarksGlock22

    MarksGlock22 The Punisher

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    We have a lot of good friends on this board.;f ;a ;f ;a