french woman

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by nipperwolf, Mar 31, 2003.

  1. nipperwolf


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    French Woman

    The only seat available on the train was directly adjacent to a well
    dressed middle aged French woman and the seat was being used by her dog.

    The weary traveler asked, "Ma'am, please move your dog. I need that

    The French woman looked down her nose at the American, sniffed and
    said, You Americans. You are such a rude class of people. Can't you see my
    little FiFi is using that seat?"

    The American walked away, determined to find a place to rest, but after
    another trip down to the end of the train, found himself again facing
    the woman with the dog.

    Again he asked, "Please, lady. May I sit there?". I'm very tired.

    The French woman wrinkled her nose and snorted

    "You Americans! Not only are you rude, you are also arrogant....!"

    The American didn't say anything else, he leaned over, picked up the
    dog, tossed it out the window of the train and sat down in the empty seat.

    The woman shrieked and railed, and demanded that someone defend her
    honor and chastise the American.

    An English man sitting across the aisle spoke up indignantly

    "You know, sir, you Americans do seem to have a penchant for doing the
    wrong thing.

    You eat holding the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And now, Sir,
  2. MrKandiyohi

    MrKandiyohi Millennium Member

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    Feb 9, 1999
    "you've thrown the wrong *****(word for female dog) out of the window."

    Thought it might help to have the punchline included.