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French to send surrender advisors to Irac!

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lethal tupperwa, Feb 11, 2003.

  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa

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    French to Send Surrender Advisors to Iraq 02/04/2003 - William Grim Paris -
    In a stunning reversal of policy, French President Jacques Chirac announced
    today that the French government will be supporting the War on Terror after
    all. Five hundred soldiers from the elite L'Abandonnement du Field d'Honneur
    Battalion (French Surrender Battalion) of the Legion Etrangere (Foreign
    Legion) are in the process of shipping out to Iraq where they will assist
    the elite Iraqi Republican Guards in their inevitable surrender to the
    overwhelming might of the American Armed Forces.

    "Eet ees important to be haughty and insufferable when surrendering," said
    General Philippe de Peepee, the Commanding Officer of the Surrender
    Battalion, who has personally surrendered in over 200 battles going back to
    Dien Bien Phu in 1954. "We French are ze world masters at surrendering,
    n'est ce pas, not like you arrogant Americans who never surrender. Ha, I
    spit on your filthy American victories."

    President Chirac also announced that his government will be sending 3000
    advisors from the elite Force du Collaborateur Francaise (French
    Collaboration Force) to assist the Iraqis in collaborating with the
    Americans while pretending to be part of a non-existent resistance movement
     
  2. David_G17

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    i can't say that i've ever read a french surrender joke i didn't like :):):)

    good one lethal!
     

  3. Steve Koski

    Steve Koski Got Insurance? Millennium Member

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    LMAO!!!!

    Dittos David_G17.