Free Stuff!

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by bassman-dan, Feb 6, 2004.

  1. bassman-dan

    bassman-dan NRA Lifer

    Likes Received:
    Jan 29, 2004
    Quagmire, Louisiana
    "Free Fill Up"

    A gas station in North Dakota was trying to increase
    it's sales so the owner put up a sign saying "Free
    Sex with Fill-up."
    Soon a local "blueneck" pulled in, filled his tank,
    and then asked for his free sex.
    The owner told him pick a number from (1) to (10),
    if he guessed correctly, he would get his Free sex.
    The buyer then guessed (8), the proprietor said,
    "You were close. The number was (7). Sorry, no
    sex this time."
    A week later, the same blueneck, along with a buddy,
    Fritz, pulled in for a fill-up, again he asked for his
    free sex. The proprietor again gave him the same
    story, and asked him to guess the correct number.
    The blueneck guessed (2) this time, again the
    proprietor said, "Sorry, it was (3). You were close,
    but no free sex this time."
    As they were driving away, the blueneck said to his
    buddy, "I think that game is rigged and he doesn't
    really give away free sex." Fritz replied, "No it ain't
    Billy Ray, it's not rigged -- my wife won twice last week."
  2. J Sand

    J Sand Lost cause

    Likes Received:
    Nov 24, 2003
    Playing Hide and Seek...
    Hehehe, thats pretty funny.;f