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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Bones3, Aug 14, 2006.

  1. Bones3

    Bones3 Retired Member

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    A gas station in Mississippi was trying to increase its sales, so the
    owner put up a sign saying, "Free Sex with Fill-Up."
    Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for
    his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he
    guessed correctly, he would get his free sex.
    The redneck then guessed 8, and the proprietor said, "You were close;
    the number was 7. Sorry, no sex this time."
    A week later, the same redneck, along with his buddy, Bubba, pulled in
    for a fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex. The proprietor again
    gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number. The
    redneck guessed 2 this time.
    ! Again the proprietor said, "Sorry, it was 4. You were close, but no
    free sex this time."
    As they were driving away, the redneck said to his buddy, "I think that
    game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex."
    Bubba replied, "No it ain't, Billy Ray. It ain't rigged, my wife won
    twice last week."
     
  2. bdcochran

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    Oh1! Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
     

  3. DriBak

    DriBak GUNS UP Millennium Member

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