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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, May 29, 2009.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A man in a bar has a couple of beers, and the bartender tells him he owes $8.


    "But I already paid you! Don't you remember?" says the customer.

    "Okay," says the bartender, "if you said you paid, then I suppose you did."

    The man then goes outside and tells the first person he sees that the
    bartender can't keep track of whether his customers have paid or not. The second
    man then rushes in, orders a beer, and later pulls the same stunt.

    The barkeep replies, "Okay, if you said you paid, then I suppose you did."

    The customer then goes outside, sees a friend, and tells him how to get free
    drinks. The third man hurries into the bar and begins to drink highballs. Some
    time later, the bartender leans over and says, "You know, a funny thing happened
    in here tonight. Two men were drinking beer, neither paid, and both claimed that
    they had paid. The next guy who tries that stunt is going to get his butt
    kicked."

    The man interrupts, "Don't bother me with your troubles, bartender. Just give
    me my change and I'll be on my way."
     
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