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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 22, 2005.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    TERRORISM ALERT IN FRANCE

    Paris, France - 03 March 2005


    AP and UPI have just reported that the French Government announced -

    yesterday - that it has raised its Terror Alert Level from "Run" to

    "Hide."

    That leaves only two higher Terror Alert Levels in France, and they are

    "Surrender" and "Collaborate."

    The raise in the alert level was precipitated by a recent fire in the

    small Village of 'Sans Courage.'

    The fire ultimately destroyed France's White Flag factory, effectively

    disabling their Military.
     
  2. njoy4x4

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    ;z
    I havent laughed that hard in awhile.
    Great one Okie...I needed that.