close

Privacy guaranteed - Your email is not shared with anyone.

Four Catholic ladies .........

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Nowhere Man, Jun 13, 2006.

  1. Nowhere Man

    Nowhere Man

    Joined:
    May 22, 2003
    Messages:
    980
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    North Port, FL
    Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together,
    >>discussing how important their children are.
    >>The first one tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he
    >>walks into
    >>a room, everyone calls him "Father."
    >>
    >>The second Catholic woman chirps, "Well, my son is a
    >>bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your
    >>Grace'."
    >>
    >>The third Catholic woman says smugly, "Well, not to
    >>put you down, but my son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a
    >>room,
    >>people say 'Your Eminence'."
    >>
    >>The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in
    >>silence. The first three women give her this subtle "Well...?"
    >>She replies,
    >>"My son is a gorgeous, 6'2",hardbodied, well hung,
    >>Male stripper. Whenever he walks into a room, women say, "My
    >>God...."