A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see a fortuneteller's tent. Thinking it would be good for a laugh, he went inside and sat down. "Ah....." said the woman as she gazed into her crystal ball. "I see you are the father of two children." "Hah, you fortune tellers are a sham," said the man scornfully. "I'm the father of *three* children." The woman grinned and said, "That's what *you* think..."