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fortune teller

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jul 4, 2006.

  1. okie

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    Adolf Hitler went to see a fortune teller.

    Hitler asked "What day will i die on?"

    The fortune teller answered that he will die on a jewish holiday.

    Hitler asked the fortune teller "How do you know that?"

    The fortune teller answered "Sir, whatever day you'll die on WILL be a jewiswh holiday!"