For The Teacher

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  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    Sep 10, 2001
    It was the first day of school for the kindergarten class; as the teacher walked into the classroom, she notices something written on the blackboard: "T T T 1 A"

    She looks at the children and asks: "Who wrote this?"

    Little Keith raises his hand and says, "I did, teacher."

    "Well, what does it mean, Keith?" asks the teacher.

    Keith answers, "It means, 'To The Teacher 1 Apple'," and with that, he gives the teacher an apple.

    "How nice," says the teacher, "Thank you."

    The next morning, the teacher walks in the classroom, and notices, once again, something written on the blackboard. This time, the message reads: "T T T 1 O"

    "Who wrote this?" asks the teacher. Little Bobby answers, "I did, teacher."

    The teacher says, "Well, Bobby, what does it mean?"

    Bobby says, "It means, "To The Teacher 1 Orange", and he with that,he gives the teacher an orange.

    "How thoughtful, Bobby, thank you", says the teacher.

    The next morning, she walks in the classroom, and she notices that the message on the blackboard reads: "F U C K 1 T"

    Furious, the teacher exclaims: "WHO WROTE THIS??"

    Little Pepito raises his hand and says, "I did, teacher."

    Angrily, the teacher asks, "Well, what does it mean, Pepito?"

    "It means: "From Us Chicano Kids, 1 Tamale"...

    YOU have a DIRTY mind!!!