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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 24, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    In my next life, I wanna be a bear.
    If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months.
    I could deal with that.
    Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid.
    I could deal with that, too.
    If you're a bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts)
    while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs.
    I could definitely deal with that.
    If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them, too.
    I could deal with that.
    If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
    Yup... I wanna be a bear.
     
  2. AC37

    AC37 SystemicAnomaly

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    Why can't this be for guys too? :( ;)