.hang a large pair of fake testicles from the trailer hitch. Seriously, what statement are you trying to make? That my truck is so g-darn tough that it spontaneously sprouted a pair.? The loved ones around you may be too concerned with you feelings to say this but it must be said. You ARE NOT impressing anyone. You ARE NOT entertaining anyone. Whats next when you tire of this display? An actual phallus (go ahead and google it so youll know what Im talking about) hanging from the bumper? When a male is driving a vehicle so equiped it looks as though he is advertising his willingness to experiment with members of his own gender.