For Her Birthday !!!!!

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by scooterbear, Mar 4, 2003.

  1. scooterbear

    scooterbear

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    > A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday.
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    > "I'd love to be six again," she replied.
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    > On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off
    > they went to a local theme park.
    > What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the
    > Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear, everything there was!
    >
    > Wow!
    >
    > Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park, her head reeling and
    > her stomach upside down.
    >
    > Right to a McDonald's they went, where her husband ordered her a Happy
    Meal
    > with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
    >
    > then it was off to a movie, the latest "Star Wars" epic, a hot dog,
    popcorn,
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    > Pepsi, and M&Ms.
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    > What a fabulous adventure!
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    > Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed.
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    > he leaned over and lovingly asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being six
    > again?"
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    > One eye opened. "You idiot! I meant my dress size!"
    >
    > The moral of this story:
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    > Even when the man is listening, he's still gonna get it wrong.
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  2. AC37

    AC37 SystemicAnomaly

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    The OTHER moral of the story: even when the woman actually tells you what she wants, she's still going to state it in such an ambiguous manner that you're bound to misunderstand....and then she'll blame YOU when you for the misunderstanding. ;a