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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Bill Powell, Jun 26, 2004.

  1. Bill Powell

    Bill Powell Cross Member CLM

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    jerry clower used to talk about the football talent scout for Ole' Miss, who was having phenomenal success. people were asking him his secret. he decided to share his secret with one close friend, the friend made closer by about ten shots of Kentucky sour mash.

    "Well," says he, "i jist out drivin around til i finds me an old farm boy a-plowin th north forty, or south, hell, i don't care, and ask him directions to th closest town."

    "That's it," asks the friend, " just ask directions? what kind of secret is that?"

    The scout says, "I JIST PICK TH ONES WHAT POINTS WITH TH PLOW."