Two young men are talking about their bosss upcoming wedding. Its ridiculous, one says. Hes rich, but also, hes 93 years old and shes just 26. What kind of a wedding is that? Well, says the other fellow, We have a name for it in my family, we call it a Football Wedding. Whats a Football Wedding? the first asks, Says his friend, Shes waiting for him to Kick Off.