Football analysis by a blonde... > >A guy took his blonde girl friend to her first football game. They had >great seats right behind their team's bench... After the game, he asked >her how she liked the experience . > >"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all >the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing >each other over 25 cents." > >Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean? "Well, I saw them flip a >coin and one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept >screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!" Hel-LLLO! It's >only 25 cents!