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Fooled you

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Sep 27, 2002.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A drunk Irishman is standing, peeing into a fountain in the middle of town. A cop comes up to him and says, "Stop that and put it away !"

    The drunk shoves his "thing" into his pants and
    does up his zipper.

    As the cop turns to go, the drunk starts laughing.

    "Okay, what's so funny?" asks the cop.

    "Fooled you. I put it away, but I didn't stop."