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Fly in my beer.

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by 1955mercury, Mar 15, 2012.

  1. 1955mercury

    1955mercury

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    A guy from New York, another from Texas, and a redneck from South Carolina went into a bar and each ordered a beer. Each found a fly in their beer.
    The guy from New York looked in his beer and said, "Hey bartender I have a fly in my beer. Give me another beer."
    The guy from Texas looked in his beer, found the fly, reached in an picked it out and continued drinking. The redneck from South Carolina looked in his beer, saw the fly, grabbed it by the wings, shook it over the glass and yelled, "Spit it out!"
     
  2. Mrs Glockrunner

    Mrs Glockrunner

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    That's cute! And probably closer to the truth than anyone knows.... :whistling: