Floriduh Drivers

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by ChuteTheMall, Oct 11, 2003.

  1. ChuteTheMall

    ChuteTheMall Wallbuilder and Weapon Bearer

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    Aug 20, 2000
    Colluder in Cahoots
    Two elderly women were out driving in a large car -- both could barely see
    over the dashboard. As they were cruising along they came to an
    intersection. The stoplight was red, but they just went on through.

    The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, "I must be losing it,
    I could have sworn we just went through a red light."

    After a few more minutes, they came to another intersection and the light
    was red again... and again they went right though.

    This time the woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light
    had been red but was really concerned that she was losing it. She was
    getting nervous and decided to pay very close attention to the road and
    the next intersection to see what was going on.

    At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely red, and
    they went right through.

    She turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred! Did you know we just ran
    through three red lights in a row! You could have killed us!"

    Mildred turned to her and said "Oh, am I driving?"
  2. go_ustp

    go_ustp Millennium Member

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    Jul 11, 1999
    home sweet home
    They were driving about 20mph on the highway and were holding up traffic terribly. When a highway patrolman finally pulled them over, the driver was confused as to what the problem was. After obtaining her license and registration, the highway patrolman asked why she was going only 20 mph on a 65mph road.

    Her reply was that she thought the speed limit was 20mph! After a few more questions, the trooper realized she had mistaken the sign for Hwy 20 for a speed limit sign, and she was going that speed.

    Her passenger, another elderly lady, was shaking and gripping the passenger handrail. When she composed herself, she told the trooper "We just turned off Hwy 105 a few miles back!"