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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Nov 11, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    You Know You're From Florida When....


    You use "fix" as a verb in this context: "I am fixing to go to the store".

    You know what "cow tipping" is.

    You find 100 degrees F "a little warm."

    You know the four seasons as: Almost summer, summer, still summer, and Christmas.

    A carbonated soft drink isn't a soda, cola, or pop ... it's a Coke, regardless of the brand or flavor.

    You own at least five pairs of flip flops

    You know someone who's been struck by lightning

    You're more scared of the freaks who live down the street than gators

    Your backyard is sometimes a swamp

    You're officially sick of Disney

    You shrug off hurricane warnings

    You've been permanently blinded by fat men in speedos

    There are only two seasons - hot and hotter

    You've drank a flaming alligator.

    You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Florida.
     
  2. Dennis in MA

    Dennis in MA Get off my lawn

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    But it's a wet heat.