You Know You're From Florida When.... You use "fix" as a verb in this context: "I am fixing to go to the store". You know what "cow tipping" is. You find 100 degrees F "a little warm." You know the four seasons as: Almost summer, summer, still summer, and Christmas. A carbonated soft drink isn't a soda, cola, or pop ... it's a Coke, regardless of the brand or flavor. You own at least five pairs of flip flops You know someone who's been struck by lightning You're more scared of the freaks who live down the street than gators Your backyard is sometimes a swamp You're officially sick of Disney You shrug off hurricane warnings You've been permanently blinded by fat men in speedos There are only two seasons - hot and hotter You've drank a flaming alligator. You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Florida.