Florida man, cuts wife’s lovers ‘manhood’ off and runs away with it.

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  1. Batesmotel

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    If she is screwing another guy, she is not yours.
     
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    Trench Sweeper On the day of your birth death began stalking you

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    This is true and I would also say if I didn't know the guy I would think maybe he didn't know she was married or whatever and I would direct all my anger at her. However, if I knew the guy and he knew us like this guy..... I cant say he would get off so easy either.
     
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    Well...... at least we know she puts out
     
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    Well, he got the short end of the stick.
     
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    This story isn’t “full on Florida” until an alligator eats his junk.
     
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    rotflmao..... OHHHHHHHHH DAMN

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  7. Intolerant

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    Well, he probably got to see something he`d never seen before... the other end!

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    "Authorities did not specify what happened to the victim's penis".

    So I guess the detached member is just laying around somewhere? I guess someone's cat may bring it home at plop down by the door.
     
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    It's so important to keep your scissors sharp.
     
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    "Bonilla is facing multiple felony charges including burglary, kidnapping – false imprisonment and aggravated assault."

    I figger that's going to be a pretty big price to pay for a little penis cutting.
     
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    Victor Dubya The Kindly Curmudgeon

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    You don't suppose the cutter offer has a sister by the name of Lorena?
     
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    How do you let another guy get that close to your junk in the first place, never mind the fact that he had scissors in his hand.
     
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    Not like the guy didn't have it coming to him, or should i say, leaving him. Bad things can happen to you when you touch another mans wife. So what punishment would be on the wife for letting another man touch her while being married to someone else. Personally, i would kick her to the curb in a heartbeat, close the bank accounts, change the locks, take her car.
     
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    Lorena Bobbit? Could be... lol. Yah never know, stranger things have happened... lol.
     
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    Don`t suppose the evidence will stand up in court?
    No evidence, they`ll have to let the guy go! (lol)
     
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    One is none, two is one?
     
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    A trailer in Florida shocking surprise.
     
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    Meh...Virginia woman did that a long time ago...

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_and_Lorena_Bobbitt

    Interesting side note...when we were dating, my wife and I used to go to the same clubs in NOVA as they did back in the day...we'd even see them at the Denny's next to P.J. Skidoos in Fairfax. I even remember one night at Champions we saw Lorena waiting for...someone...not sure who... :D
     
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