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Flood

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, May 9, 2007.

  1. okie

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    A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean. The lawyer said,
    "I'm here 'cause my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by
    the fire. The insurance company paid for everything." "That's quite a
    coincidence," said the engineer, "I'm here 'cause my house and all my belongings
    were destroyed by a flood, and my insurance company also paid for everything."
    The lawyer pondered the engineer's plight for a moment and, looking somewhat
    confused, asked, "How do you start a flood?"