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"Flies"

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockdude1, Nov 18, 2002.

  1. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1 Federal Member CLM

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    "Flies"

    A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around
    with a fly swatter.

    "What are you doing?" she asked.

    "Hunting Flies," he responded.

    "Oh!, Killed any?" she asked.

    "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

    Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"

    He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."

    ;N
     
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    blue-tonic Thats My Bush!

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  3. Glockdude1

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