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FL: Woman arrested for riding manatee, LE thought it was TWO cows.

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by Gallium, Nov 25, 2012.

  1. Angry Fist

    Angry Fist Dehumanizer® Lifetime Member

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    And they say us midwesterners are, umm, animal friendly... :tbo:
     

  2. Bruce M

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    I feel bad for the manatee.
     
  3. countrygun

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    So. where is the picture of the woman?
     
  4. Angry Fist

    Angry Fist Dehumanizer® Lifetime Member

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  5. janice6

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    Ummmmm. Mounted?
     
  6. Hines57

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  7. samurairabbi

    samurairabbi Dungeon Schmuck

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    The manatee involved in the incident has signed a contract to be an advocate for aquadic mammal concealed carry permit rights.
     
  8. dango

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    I see one broken and shattered Manatee ! Talk about low self-esteem , Wild Turkey and therapy , if only they find this beast
    (I mean the manatee) , and help it.........! :shocked:
     
  9. NH Trucker

    NH Trucker Needs coffee...

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    I'd like to invoke "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" on this one. :whistling:
     
  10. countrygun

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    "Authorities said they don’t believe the manatee was physically harmed, although the psychological effects are still unknown. Witnesses claim Gutierrez had harassed three manatees during a mating ritual, "




    Uhm, just whos "mating ritu......never mind
     
  11. CitizenOfDreams

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    This just in...

    Manatee commits suicide by swimming head first into the propeller of a boat. Police believe it is the same manatee that was recently mounted by a woman.
     
  13. samurairabbi

    samurairabbi Dungeon Schmuck

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    classiest post of the weekend here!
     
  14. TK-421

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    :rofl:
     
  15. Patchman

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    Oh I must be getting too old. I didn't think the photo was that bad. :dunno:
     
  16. TheExplorer

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    My thoughts exactly.:rofl:
     
  17. DaneA

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    Did the woman in question have a toshiba tablet with her?
     
  18. samurairabbi

    samurairabbi Dungeon Schmuck

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    May I suggest you get on the wait list for a brain transplant?
     
  19. Folsom_Prison

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    But yer from where?......:whistling: