Five Things You Want To Ban

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  1. Glock&KimberLady

    Glock&KimberLady Morior Invictus

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    Since the lawmakers are hellbent on banning everything else, here's five things I think we should ban:

    1. Spandex if your BMI is over 30
    2. Skiers who feel the need to use me as a NASCAR pole on a 40 foot wide run (i.e., people who come right up close to you to turn even though they have plenty of room)
    3. Studs on cars, since no one drives properly with them on anyway (look, Ma, I can stop on ice when I slam on the brakes!)
    4. Ugg boots with shorts or short skirts. SRSLY?
    5. The proliferation of the word "seriously".
     
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    NateHodge Here too much

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  5. BEER

    BEER bad example

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    no more bans!!

    we need to unfasten the safety belts, disable the airbags, quit printing the instructions on everything and just let the herd thin itself out as intended for awhile.
     
  6. Glock&KimberLady

    Glock&KimberLady Morior Invictus

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    FIVE
    THINGS
    YOU WANT TO BAN

    Not one. Come on guys, exercise your creative muscles.

    No item too miniscule or inconsequential.
     
  7. The Machinist

    The Machinist Please! Please! No more!

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    2) Slow Drivers
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  9. lanternlad

    lanternlad Mythmatician

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    The only thing I would ban is the ability to ban things. (How's that for a twist? Would it even be possible?)

    If you have the right to ban things you DON'T like, then it's only a matter of time before someone tries to ban things you DO like. Sooner or later The Banners come after you and you have no moral high ground because you were all for the banning of other things.

    Food for thought.
     
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    che guevara tee shirts.
     
  11. Scared_of_zombies

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    Thongs if you're over 200 pounds
    People who don't pay attention to the world around them
    "Guidos"
    Mall Ninjas
    Sheeple
     
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    Should be required for all lib-tards so we know who they are!
     
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  14. The Machinist

    The Machinist Please! Please! No more!

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    I think this thread was meant to be a little light-hearted. Obviously, I can't apply the banstick in real life.:supergrin:

    BTW, banning the ability to ban things is like dividing by zero. Don't go there, friend.:tongueout:
     
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    They've gone ahead and done that in Austin.

    - Ridiculously huge sunglasses that make girls look all bug-eyed
    - Hipster jeans. Sorry, but if your jeans are tighter than your lady's, we got problems.
    - People who call it a rifle a jesus rifle just because the optic has an abbreviated reference to the bible.
    - People who live in this country for 5+ years and refuse to learn the language.
    - People who drive 15 under the speed limit on the highway in the passing lane.
     
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    But what would I have to drunkenly laugh at on the weekends?
     
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    Add "Really...." to #5.
     
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