Since the lawmakers are hellbent on banning everything else, here's five things I think we should ban: 1. Spandex if your BMI is over 30 2. Skiers who feel the need to use me as a NASCAR pole on a 40 foot wide run (i.e., people who come right up close to you to turn even though they have plenty of room) 3. Studs on cars, since no one drives properly with them on anyway (look, Ma, I can stop on ice when I slam on the brakes!) 4. Ugg boots with shorts or short skirts. SRSLY? 5. The proliferation of the word "seriously".