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Five Surgeons

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Khaffert, Apr 5, 2003.

  1. Khaffert

    Khaffert Senior Member

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    The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my
    operating table, because when you open them up, everything
    inside is numbered,"

    The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians.
    Everything inside them is color-coded,"

    The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the
    best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

    The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction
    workers. They always understand when you have a few parts left
    over at the end and when the job takes longer than you said
    it would."

    But the fifth surgeon, Dr. Morris Fishbein, shuts them all
    up when he observes: "The French are the easiest to operate
    on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls and no spine. Plus
    the head and *** are interchangeable."
     
  2. ubimow

    ubimow

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    Funny stuff!! ;f