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Five Reasons Why Computers Are Female

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Hank Hill, Oct 1, 2002.

  1. Hank Hill

    Hank Hill

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    1. No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.


    2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.


    3. The message "Bad command or file name" is about as informative as "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you."


    4. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.


    5. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
     
  2. Blast

    Blast 'nuff said

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  3. Guest

    I don't know whats better.. This joke, or Blast's Avatar..

    ;c
     
  4. okie

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    Ain't that the truth;f
     
  5. Eddie C.

    Eddie C. Administrator Moderator CLM

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    Hank,
    Nice one!;)
     
  6. caddyshack

    caddyshack AmbulanceDriver

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    i can agree with that...


    caddy