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fishn wit Boudreaux

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lethal tupperwa, Jul 20, 2003.

  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa

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    THE POWER OF MOONSHINE



    Boudreaux been fish'n down by de bayou all day an he done run outa night
    crawlers. He be bout reddy to leave when he seed a snake wit a big frog in
    his mout.

    He knowed dat dem big bass fish like frogs so he decided to steal dat
    froggie.

    Dat snake, hit be a cotton moufed water moccasin so he had to be real
    careful or he'd get bit.

    He snuk up behine de snake and grabbed him ro un de haid. Dat ole snake
    din't lak dat one bit. He squirmed and wrapped hisself roun Boudreaux's arm
    try'n to get hisself free. But Boudreaux, him, had a real good grip on his
    haid, yah.

    Well, Boudreaux pried hit's mout open and got de frog and puts it in his
    bait can. Now, Boudreaux knows dat he cain't let go dat snake or hit's
    gonna bite him good, but he had a plan. He reach into de back ! pocket of
    his bib overhauls and pulls out a pint a moonshine likker. He pour a couple
    of draps into de snakes mout.

    Well, dat snake's eyeballs roll back in hits haid and hits body go limp.
    Wit dat Boudreaux toss's dat snake into de bayou. den he goes back to
    fishin.

    A while later Boudreaux dun feel sumpin tappin on his barefoot toe. He
    slowly look down and dare dat water mocassin was wit two frogs in his mout.
     
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