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Fishing with Jack Daniels

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Python-Hunter, Apr 29, 2013.

  1. Python-Hunter

    Python-Hunter NRA Life Member

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    I went fishing one morning but after a short time I ran out of worms.

    I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good bass bait.

    Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth I grabbed himright behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.

    Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit.

    I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth..His eyes rolled back and he went limp.

    I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.


    A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot.



    It was that damn snake, with two more frogs.
     
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  2. jtull7

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  3. JackMac

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    That's a really good one! :)
     
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