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Fishing with Jack Daniels

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by wandrson, Jan 28, 2010.

  1. wandrson

    wandrson

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    [FONT=&quot]I finally got around to going fishing this morning but after a while I ran out of worms.[/FONT]










    [FONT=&quot]Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth, and frogs are good bass bait. Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth, I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog and put it in my bait bucket.[/FONT]




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    Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bitten. I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. His eyes rolled back, he went limp, I released him into the lake without incident, and carried on my fishing with the frog.

    A little later I felt a nudge on my foot.

    There was that same snake with two frogs in his mouth.[/FONT]








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  2. SCmasterblaster

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