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Fishing with Hillary

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by hk40lbuddies, Jul 18, 2003.

  1. hk40lbuddies

    hk40lbuddies

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    Hillary Clinton was out jogging one morning along the parkway when she
    tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.
    Before the Secret Service guys could get to her, 3 kids who were
    fishing pulled her out of the water.

    She was so grateful she offered the kids whatever they wanted.

    The first kid says, “I want to go to Disneyland.”
    Hillary says, “No problem, I’ll take you there on my special senator’s airplane”

    The second kid says, “I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan’s.”
    Hillary says, “I’ll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!!”

    The third kid says, “I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV
    and stereo headset!”
    Hillary is a little perplexed by this and says, “But you don’t look
    like you’re handicapped.”

    The kid says, “I will be after my dad finds out I saved your *** from
    drowning!!!”
     
  2. gman350

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    Hmmm... catch and release or have it mounted? Decisions.
     

  3. Wmarden

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    Can you honestly tell me you would want to mount that?
     
  4. Cynthia

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    Bill did. ;N
     
  5. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    When the hell did he find time?;P