Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Nov 9, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing and Jesus says to Moses "I
    want to do a miracle so we can feel like the good old days." and Moses
    says "Yeah sure." So Jesus gets up and says "I think I'll walk on the
    water, that was always a good one." So Jesus walks over to the edge of the
    boat, steps into the water, and sinks like a stone. Moses drags Jesus back
    into the boat and revives him. Moses then says "What's the problem?" and
    Jesus says, "I think its the holes in my feet!"