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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Sep 14, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    On a tour of Texas, the Pope took a couple of days off to visit the

    coastal area for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the sea wall

    on Galveston Isle in his Pope mobile when suddenly he notices a frantic

    commotion just off shore.

    There was John Kerry struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws

    of a 25-foot shark.

    As the Pope watched, horrified, a speedboat came racing up with two

    men aboard. One of the men, President George W. Bush quickly fired a

    harpoon into the shark's side while Dick Cheney reached out and pulled

    the bleeding, semi-conscious John Kerry from the water. Then using

    baseball bats, the two heroes beat the shark to death and hauled it into

    the boat.

    Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to the beach. "I

    give you my blessings for your brave actions," he told them. "I heard

    that there was some bitter hatred between President Bush and John

    Kerry, but now I have seen with my own eyes that this is not true."

    As the Pope drove off, President Bush asked Dick "Who was that?"

    "It was the Pope," Dick replied. "He is in direct contact with God and

    has all of God's wisdom."

    "Well," President Bush said, "he may have access to God's wisdom,

    but he doesn't know squat about shark's the bait

    holding up?
  2. nipperwolf


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    Oct 3, 2002