so this blond is drivin down the road...and she sees another blond woman sitting in the middle of a corn field in a rowboat...and she is FISHING out of it! she stops the car and says, "what the hell are you doing?!?!" the blond in the boat says, "fishing...duh!" the other blonde says, "how dumb are you? its blonds like you that give the rest of us a bad name!" "IF I COULD SWIM I'D COME OUT THERE AND KICK YOUR ***!"