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First Time Sex

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Nowhere Man, Feb 11, 2007.

  1. Nowhere Man

    Nowhere Man

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    First Time Sex



    A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday

    night to meet, and have dinner with her parents.

    Since this is such a big event, the girl announces

    to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like

    to go out and make love for the first time .

    The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex

    before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to

    get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his

    first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an

    hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about

    condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks

    the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or

    family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he

    thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

    That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents

    house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so

    excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

    The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner

    table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy

    quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.

    A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in

    prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still

    no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes

    with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the

    boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

    The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea

    your father was a pharmacist."
     
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    gigliowanananic Suck Foetoro

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    Breadfan63 A town down

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    LOL! That would be my luck too!