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First time drunk south of the equator...

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by Huaco Kid, Jul 17, 2012.

  1. Huaco Kid

    Huaco Kid

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    The toilets FLUSH BACKWARDS!!!!

    And, they told me to show up for work late tomorrow!

    Win!!

    (Iguanas WILL attack you while you are sitting at the bar. Everyone thinks it's funny. Didn't hurt)

    Do bed spins go backwards, also?
     
  2. GRIMLET

    GRIMLET Deceased

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    Aaahhhh La Paz, Santa ana Del Yacuma........
     

  3. USMCsilver

    USMCsilver Boat Life ©

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  4. Huaco Kid

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    Long Island Iced Tea.

    How uncreative am I?

    I'll get in the groove later. Something with iguana in it.
     
  5. Tim151515

    Tim151515 iHeartGuns

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    whats the weather like there? assuming your in the outback...its winter right?
     
  6. USMCsilver

    USMCsilver Boat Life ©

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    Made the proper way or all mixes?

    My recipe:
    • shot tequilla
    • shot gin
    • shot rum
    • shot bourbon
    • shot vodka
    • 6oz. Coke
    • 4oz. sour mix
    It'll knock you on your ass. :)
     
  7. Tim151515

    Tim151515 iHeartGuns

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    thats not a drink. thats a night out LoL.
     
  8. Huaco Kid

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    I dunno what's in it. Whatever they gave me.

    My luggage just showed up, after two days.

    I smell like iguana.
     
  9. USMCsilver

    USMCsilver Boat Life ©

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    Hope you packed an ample amount of goods in your carry-on (like you should've been taught to do). :whistling:
     
  10. Huaco Kid

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    Nope. First time I got burned with no supplies or tools for work.

    Deodorant costs $11.

    Nobody here would have noticed.

    They don't have towels or washcloths. Just one little hand towel.

    (They might be messing with me.)
     
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    USMCsilver Boat Life ©

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    Well, that totally sucks. I've never chanced it...

    Where exactly are you? Whatcha doin' there?

    I'm jealous. :embarassed:

    And, I highly doubt they're messin' with ya. :rofl:
     
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    Are thw wimmen hawt? Cheap?
     
  14. Huaco Kid

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    They took the batteries out of both my little digital alarm clocks.

    And lost the little battery closing things on both of them.

    But, alas, I have my fenix flashlight...

    Therefore, I WILL awaken upon time...

    But, have no flashlight if there's a tactical emergency...

    Slightly hungover.
     
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    So when you're right on the equator, does the water just sorta flow down without rotation?
     
  16. Huaco Kid

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    That's my guess.

    I'll have the guy stop the plane exactly there, on the way back.

    I think the toilet must go just, like, "CHUG!", straight down.
     
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    Any bravias down there or wimmin with secky jacked up teef?
     
  18. Dalton Wayne

    Dalton Wayne Epic mustache Millennium Member

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    LOL beat me to it, how do they spin at the north pole :rofl:
     
  19. Huaco Kid

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    I poo'd in buckets.

    There was no flush.
     
  20. Huaco Kid

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    I could have spun it around to see if it favored one way or the other.

    I'll experiment next time.