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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jul 18, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A sales representative, an administration clerk, and the
    manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique
    oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of
    smoke. The Genie says,

    "I usually only grant three wishes,
    so I'll give each of you just one."

    "Me first! Me first!"
    says the admin clerk.
    "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat,
    without a care in the world."

    Poof! She's gone.

    In astonishment, "Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep.

    "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my
    personal masseuse, an endless supply of pina coladas,
    and the love of my life."

    Poof! He's gone.

    "OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager.

    The manager says,
    "I want those two back in the office after lunch."

    Moral of the story:

    Always let your boss have the first say.