First Pitch

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Aug 16, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    Bill and Hillary were at the Yankee's home opener, sitting in the first
    row,with the Secret Service people directly behind them. One of the
    Service guys leaned forward and said something to Bill.

    Clinton stared at the guy, looked at Hillary, looked back at the agent,and
    shrugged his shoulders. Then Bill picked up Hillary by the coat collar and
    the seat of her pants, and dropped her right over the wall into the field.

    She's kicking and swearing and screaming, and the crowd goes wild. They're
    cheering, applauding, and high-fiving. Bill is bowing and smiling, when
    the agent leans forward and says: "I said, they want you to throw out the
    first PITCH!"