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First fight

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 27, 2006.

  1. okie

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    Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister. "Reverend," she wailed, "John and I had a DREADFUL fight!"

    "Calm down, my child," said the minister, "it's not half as bad as you think. Every marriage has to have its first fight!"

    "I know, I know!" said Joanna. "But what am I going to do with the BODY?"