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First Day of School

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by slightlyabnorml, Nov 7, 2003.

  1. slightlyabnorml

    slightlyabnorml

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    On the first day of school, the university dean addressed the freshman class to explain some of the campus rules.
    " The women's dormitories are off limits to all male students, and the mens dormitories are off limits to all female students." He announced. "anyone caught breaking the rules will be fined $25 for the first offense, $100 for the second offense and $500 for the third time."
    "Excuse me," interrupted a male student,"how much for a season pass?"
     
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    ROTFLMAO thats great;f
     

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