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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Sep 2, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    One night a police officer named Mike was working the grave-yard shift and
    he drove to his house around 3 A.M. in the morning. He opened the door to
    the bedroom quietly and took off his clothes in the dark ,and got in bed
    with his wife. Then she said ,"Honey, can you go over to the Drug Store
    and pick me up some Asprin?" The husband said yes, got dressed in the
    dark, and walked over to the Drug Store.
    When he got to the Drug Store, he got the Asprin and went up to the desk
    so that the clerk could ring it up. Then when he got up there, the clerk
    asked,"Say, Aren't you Mike This-and-That?"
    Mike answered him and said, "Yes I am."
    Then the clerk looked puzzled and asked, "Well, aren't you a police
    And again Mike replied yes.
    Then the clerk asked,"Then why are you dressed like the fire chief?"