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Finding That Perfect Girl

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 5, 2004.

  1. okie

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    Manny is almost 29 years old, his friends have already gotten
    married, and Manny just dates and dates.

    Finally a friend asks him, "What's the matter, are you looking
    for the perfect woman? Are you that particular? Can't you find
    anyone who suits you?"

    "No," Manny replies. "I meet many nice girls, but as soon as I
    bring them home to meet my parents, my Mother doesn't like them.
    So I keep on looking!"

    "Listen," his friend suggests, "Why don't you find a girl who's
    just like your dear ole Mother?"

    Many weeks go by and again Manny and his friend get together.
    "So, Manny. Did you find the perfect girl yet? One that's just
    like your Mother?"

    Manny shrugs his shoulders, "Yes I found one just like Mom. My
    Mother loved her, they became fast friends."

    "So, do I owe you a Mazel Tov? Are you and this girl engaged,
    yet?"

    "I'm afraid not, my Father can't stand her!"