This.It is good to see you taking steps to rectify being overweight.
Obesity is a huge issue and is far more dangerous to our safety then criminals. We are more likely to die due to cardiovascular disease, cancer, diabetes, and other health related sicknesses then at the hands of a criminal. It is funny for me to see so many obese gun owners waddling around. I love to hear them tell me about crime rates and how they are safe. But the look on their face is priceless when I explain to them that obesity is a crime against the body.
Not to mention, we are the unorganized militia. It is shameful to see fatties as they are not taking their civil and civic responsibilities seriously.