Finally a smart blonde joke

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  1. Nowhere Man

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    Finally a smart blonde joke!

    A guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde. He
    immediately turns to her and makes his move. "You know," he says, "I've
    heard
    that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your
    fellow
    passenger. So let's talk."

    The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and says to the
    guy, "What would you like to discuss?" "Oh, I don't know," says the guy.
    "What
    about nuclear power?" "OK," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting
    topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all
    eat the same stuff - grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow
    turns out a flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do
    you
    suppose that is?"

    The guy is dumbfounded!! Finally he replies, "I haven't the slightest idea!"

    "So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss
    nuclear power when you don't know shi....?"