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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jun 12, 2005.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    Fidel dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tells him
    that he is not on the list and that no way, no how, does he belong in
    heaven. Fidel must go to hell. So Fidel goes to hell where Satan gives him
    a hearty welcome and tells him to make himself at home.
    Then Fidel notices that he left his luggage in heaven and tells Satan, who
    says, "No hay problema, I'll send a couple of little devils to get your
    When the little devils get to heaven they find the gates are locked -
    St.Peter is having lunch - and they start debating what to do. Finally,
    one comes up with the idea that they should go over the wall and get the
    As they are climbing the wall, two little angels see them, and one angel
    says to the other, "My goodness! Fidel has been in hell no more than
    ten minutes and we're already getting refugees!"