I lifted this idea from another forum and by God, it has been an entertaining read (up to something like 10+ pages now). I've taken complaining to an art form, and i always find it amusing what others are ticked off about. Pissed at your kids / spouse / significant other / job / boss / government / car / other? Let this thread have it! Naturally, I'll start Kids: Stop fighting. For the love of God, stop fighting. You will all laugh about this in twenty years but dammit, I am NOT laughing about it now. I'm sick of being your referee, judge, jury and executioner rolled all in one. On another note, can I please have five.little.minutes to myself? Will you die if I am pooping and you can't show me the latest picture you colored or thing you heard on TV? Will you? Worthless black lab: You come here to eat and sleep, and the rest of the time you are at the neighbor's molesting the chickens. You've already killed most of them, can you leave the rest alone? You're supposed to be a guard dog, guarding my home. Instead, we're basically a truck stop for stupid dogs who won't stay here. Why won't you take a cue from the other dog and LIVE at your HOUSE the way you're supposed to? Corollary: I am never getting a black Lab again. They are nothing but bad luck for us. IRS: You already take nearly 40% of hubby's check. How much more $%%^ing money do you think you deserve? That on top of all the taxes and fees we pay. Jesus, give us a break already. My body: I know that snowboarding makes you stiff and all those bails I take down hairy runs are probably not improving my chances at being pain-free. But dang, we snowboard three days ago, stop complaining already! I don't need a warning twinge every time I lift my arm, turn my head, or pick up the baby! Okay, there's my inroad, I'd love to hear what some of you are irritated about.